SIM CITY?? MORE LIKE SIM TASEBOT!!

yea pay no mind to that full of shit picture above, this game aint no fuckin celebration. sim city FOUR is the most fucked up game to come our way since PEGGLE!! this scumbag piece of shit game has INTERPLAY written all over it I bet if you look really close at that pictuer you could prbly find it somewhere. IP gotta be the most insidious devs on the face of our blessed MOTHER EARTH, they dont even want you seein their logo on their games coz they know evry1 w a brain would be liek FUCK THAT, give me Final Fantasy 1-50 please.


now I bet youre wondering, why so mad? coz this game is fuckin bullshit thats why. look at that picture up there looks pretty chill right? Yea its chill. Nature and shi. Some woodland animals. hey im starting to like this game! NOT. YOU KNOW WHY? Coz sim city 4 is all about BURNIN NATURE and BUILDIN PIERS!!

ALL THE LITTLE BIRDS AND SQUIRRELIES GOT BURNED UP! OUUGH YOULL PAY FOR THIS SHIT CORPOS

what the fuck!! whos idea was it to make a game about burnin up rabbits and shiot? Ill fuckin tell you who. the corpos man, the fuckin corpos. renowned hasshole devs INTERPLAY have teamed up /w the life sucking corpos to bring you the ultimate in bullshit, a game about TASING NATURE and building cities over it!!! and the first step in suckin the life out of our planet is to burn and bulldoze trees. why you do this man? trees giev us LIFE didnt you fuckin school? o ok i guess you dont like oxygen corpos. w/e

after cuttin down our precious trees the first thing you gotta do is build industrial sector, where ppl work and shit aka ROBOT FACTORIES. but guess who the robot is? THE ROBOT IS YOU!!! my super smart college professor who is like way smart and hates corpos told me that theres a word for this and its called like indoctrination. its in our schools, its on the television, the news, at our jobs, and now the corpos are trying to bring it into our very homes with brainwashin video games!! the corpos are puttin it into our heads that boppin nature is good!! bich please, nature aint no NERD that you can just BOP whenever the fuck you want. the nerd is the corpos wearin all their suits and ties and their fuckin drill for oil fuckin bullshit YOU CANT DO THAT THATS LIKE MOTHER EARTHS BLOOD YOURE DRINKING.

no corpos, the fuck is to you!!!

lookit all that fuckin pollution man! After creating robot production plants you gotta make CANCER production plants aka SMOKE STACKS!! i dont even think those fuckin buildings DO anything but pump death fumes into our precious homes!! its like sup not only are we very clearly stating that we want you to all be corpo robots, but we want you to EAT THIS FUCKING SMOKE AND LIKE IT! WELL GUESS WHAT? I DONT FUCKING LIKE IT! can you believe they're trying to teach this shit to our kids?!?!?


so im tryin to play but its kinda hard coz of all this SMOKE choking out me fucking soul, making it BLACK AS THE NIGHT, and next thing I know this motherfucker shows up! what is it but a fuckin ROBOT! It was like the game was saying to me, yea, thats you. you're the robot. Well FUCK YOU Interplay, that's the last fuckin straw! Im not gonna let you sit here and indoctriministrate our childrens with your game, ima tell the world. IF YOU BUY THIS GAME YOURE LETTING THE CORPOS WIN. Fuck i cant bear to play anymore after this. I mean fuck thatS IT! THATS IT!! I'm calling another WOODSTOCK up in this bitch, well fight them w music! Yea yea, we can get like Davie Matthews, and that guy that did the Halo soundtrack ( best vidyo game music EVER imo!) to jam out in front of millions of people and HEAL THE SCARS that sim city 4 is ripping open in our fuckin society!! DO NOT BUY!!!

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